oprah's minge

I can't tell you why I think talking assholes and vaginas are funny. All I can tell you is that Oprah's vagina, when it speaks in a gruff Australian accent and calls itself a minge and gets in a fight with Oprah's asshole, Gary, who speaks in a gay Scottish accent, as they plot to end Oprah's career in an effort to get more attention for themselves, is pretty much the funniest shit ever. I don't know how Tivo works but maybe you can use it to find the South Park episode of "A Million Little Fibers." COULD NOT recommend it more.